Sunday, January 18, 2009

Rumah Manis Ku

In case any of you didn't know, I'm back in KK now. Will be here until 4th of February. Yes, I finally get the chance to celebrate Chinese New Year with family and relatives at my kampung! weee~~

It's been a week now since I came home. Nothing much has happened. I' ve only got to meet up with Vicky and cousin Dianne so far. We visited cousin Nana at a clinic for she had given birth to a beautiful baby girl, Keyna. She was so tiny as Vicky and I watched her through the glass. It was our first time looking at a newly delivered baby. I could tell that Nana's father was extremely happy as Keyna is his first grandchild. His face was glowing. How cute I thought. Nana was doing fine herself, she gave birth naturally without doing the C-section which she wanted initially. Congratulations to her and her family for the new-comer.

Well as for the rest of the days, it's my daily routine of internet, movies, TV, dogs, sleep, eat and pasar with mom in the morning. haha. Yeap, no exercise or whatsoever, which also equals to weight-gain. lol.

I guess that's all for now. I'm currently very much looking forward for CNY. Can't wait! It's been a while since I balik kampung and celebrate anything with family and relatives.

Till then tata. Oh yea, I finally have my very own hate-letter that reads:

Dear Joyce,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the eggplant-fetishism.

Go and drown yourself,

Cool huh? lol.

No, don't get the wrong idea. It's just a joke my friend Agnes did(guess I don't have a hate-letter after all haha). She found it, as per quote, "Found this when I was spamming around to promote IRT. Freaking hilarious!".

It goes like this:

Dear _____, (the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


-Your name-

Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

So, here's my version:

Dear Nissa,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head at the mental hospital and I saw you drive out the crazy monk. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy,

HAHA. I'm keeping the love letters, Nissa. hahaha

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